How do you guys ship?

We looked into the whole messenger owl thing, but after a popular book-turned-movie-series featured them, they’ve become a little cliche…Sooooo, the good ol’ fashioned USPS it is!

I’m buying Sun-Staches for my 8 year old son AND his 65 year old Grandma. Will they fit?

Yup! The beauty of our Sun-Staches is that they are one size fits all! And we really mean ALL! We even get photos from our customers of their 4 legged children sporting their Sun-Staches!

Why oh why do you not have a design of an extraterrestrial shark wearing a polka dotted space suit? I neeeeed that!!!!

Actually, that’s not a bad idea. And having a brilliant in-house design team allows us to try out the most outrageous styles you can think of. Have another awesome idea for a Sun-Stache? Send us a note and we promise that your idea will be sent along to one of our designers for consideration.

Can I expect the same social super powers with my Sun-Stache as I would with a natural mustache or beard?

Nothing can replace the same level of awesome one would achieve with real, bona fide facial hair. However when compared to other artificial facial hair accessories, the Sun-Stache tested far superior in all relevant swagger categories.

Can I wear my Sun-Stache underwater?

Yes! The Sun-Stache is manufactured to be water resistant up to 50m although we recommend limited use in natural bodies of water due to its effects on aquatic life…remember not just humans will find you far more interesting.

What if the Sun-Stache is too powerful for me?

That’s no problem. Sometimes the sheer power of the Sun-Stache is more than some people can handle… See our refund policy below, that our lawyers made us include.

I have a store, or a website, or a roadside stand, or a trunk that I just KNOW I could sell a ton of Sun-Staches from! Hook it up!!!

We love the enthusiasm!!! Please fill out a brief form here and one of our “we’ll help you sell out of your trunk” experts (aka someone from our wholesale team) will be back in touch with you asap.

*Please send back any products within 10 days of receiving for full refund. We can only refund for new un-damaged products.